1. Say nope after everything he says
2. Stare at him
3. Play with his hair while he's trying to think (me: gladly)
4. Copy everything he does
5. Ask him if he knows what sunlight is
6. If he says yes, yell LIES!!!
7. Put black eyeshadow under your eyes and run around saying "Look at me! I'm L! GIVE ME CAKE!!!"
8. When he takes a bite of cake say "Nom nom nom..."
9. When he says something smart, pat him on the head and say "Good kitty. Here's a treat for you."
10. Eat all the strawberries off of his cakes
11. Show him this* :,(
12. When he asks you for candy, give him a carrot
13. Ask him how he's not 500 pounds by now
14. Tell him he can't catch Kira
15. Glomp him (me: I'd love to)
16. Laugh at everything he says
17. Put socks on him while he sleeps (if he ever does sleep)
18. Eat all of his sweets
19. Blow up the cake factory